Cosmicdork sells several styles of these Crazy Creepy Creature Pendants. I’m pretty sure this cyclops just wants a kiss. Some are cyclops, some have 3 eyes, others look like various ex wives to me. Pretty scary. But I do want to kiss it. Don’t judge. I’ve been very lonely and a man has needs. Besides you know what they say: One eye, many talents. Or something like that.
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Cool Octopus-Man Skull Pendant
This Octopus-Man Skull Pendant proves that two heads are not only better than one, but also scary AF. Where does Octo-Man Skull keep his brains? Probably in the tips of his tentacles. Which is why Octo-Guys lose some IQ everytime they high-five. It comes in six colors. All are awesome.
Holographic Fetus Pendant
Fetuses are gettin’ all holographic up in this biatch. Goin all matrix. Did it choose the red pill or the blue pill? I have no idea, but I know it’s name is Neo. Neo-natal! Zing! Didn’t see that one coming did ya? I’ve been gestating that one for nine months. Got it out just in time too. My back was killing me! This Holographic Fetus Pendant looks like it’s sucking some serious Matrix tit-ee milk!
Anatomy Pocket Notebooks – Set Of 4
I love these Anatomy Pocket Notebooks cuz I can put my heart in my pocket, along with my bones, my lungs. Carrying a pocket book doesn’t make me any less of a man does it? Nope, your two inch weenie is what makes you less of a man. How dare you! It’s called shrinkage. I had just gotten out of the pool. A pool of my own pee, but still. I have a weak bladder. Anyway, these anatomy books are awesome. They have anatomy and guts and stuff.
Terrifying Tea Cups
Etsy seller CarrionComfort sells these Terrifying Tea Cups and other tea accessories like sugar bowls. They’ve scared me off of tea for good I think. So basically I can never move to England. You can choose from several styles including Billy from Saw, Twisty the Clown, a broken doll and more.
