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Awesome Nightmare Before Christmas Scarf

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Awesome Nightmare Before Christmas Scarf
Are there any big “Nightmare Before Christmas” fans out there? What kind of question is that? Of course, there are millions of you. It’s been a long time since this film came out but one just can’t forget how awesome it was. They don’t make ’em like that anymore. I mean, they try, but they can never hit those lofty heights. Or maybe it’s just me being sentimental. Check out this awesome Nightmare Before Christmas Graveyard scarf that will help you keep warm as you hold on to the memories of the movie.

Jack would love this scarf.

Felt Merino Wool White Crow Shawl

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Felt Merino Wool White Crow Shawl
Now this is something to crow about. This White Crow Shawl is like having a giant crow wrap it’s arms around you. Minus the pecking at your head, the talons digging into your arms and flying off with you part of course. Just the comfy part of wings around you. You are the wind beneath it’s wings. Have I ever told you you’re my hero? No? Well, now you know. Try not to make bird noises while ensconced in this shawl. It’s gonna be hard, but you can do it. It is made of wool, not Crow-cheted. Haha hahaha. That was a good one. Sometimes I crack myself up. Hey, you could go by the name Sheryl Crow.

Awesome Ouija Board Varsity Jacket

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Ouija Board Varsity Jacket
Ladies, you are going to look awesome in this Ouija Board Varsity Jacket. You will feel the spirit move you. You also may have mediums coming up to your back to have a quick chat with ghosts. Stop talking behind my back! This jacket has a Ouija board graphic on the back, with a coordinating planchette on the front with a moon. Oh yeah! That’s what I call stylish, spooky and spectacular.
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Paper Bats Halloween Wreath

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Paper Bats Halloween Wreath
It takes a lot of paper bats to make a Paper Bats Halloween Wreath this cool. Unless you’re a witch. Then you can just summon a swarm of bats that darkens the sky and command them to your front door. Of course that’s more of a barrier than a wreath. Maybe it’s both. That would be great. A great barrier wreath. haha. I made a funny. And this time I think I can change myself.
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Votive Ghost Candles

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Votive Ghost Candles
When there’s something strange in your neighborhood…who ya gonna call? Ghost candles! These Votive Ghost Candles are all scented with various pleasant scents. Unlike real ghosts who mostly smell like rotting flesh and death. Reminds me of that time I cut two eye-holes in a blue sheet and walked around town daring Pac-Man to eat me while I threw dots all over the place. Booze is a wonderful thing. You know what else is wonderful? Bail money.