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Hand Cut Paper Lace Human Anatomy Parts

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Hand Cut Lace Human Anatomy Parts
Toronto-based paper artist Ali Harrison of Light & Paper makes these elegant cutouts of human organs. Human anatomy parts. Sure, why not? It probably stops her from being a serial killer. Nah. I kid. I kid. Or do I? Who knows what is truly in her cold paper heart. Pretty cool though. You can see more on her Etsy shop. Use these as coasters for this Human Anatomy Mugs Set

Sorry, not real funny today cuz my brain is on fire. No, really. My paper brain just lit up I had it too close to the stove.

You know what else is hot? Facebook. Use it.
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Victorian Raven Stationery

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Victorian Raven Stationery
This is some sweet Victorian Raven Stationery. I already know what I’m gonna write on it:

Dear ravens, what the heck.
Do you think you can stop pooping on my deck.

My roses have white
My violets are pooh.
Everything is covered in raven goo.

I see what you eat,
cuz it’s all over my street.

Please stop your your poop,
It is a nasty thick goop.

I’m cleaning forevermore,
So let’s make it never more!
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Paper Bats Halloween Wreath

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Paper Bats Halloween Wreath
It takes a lot of paper bats to make a Paper Bats Halloween Wreath this cool. Unless you’re a witch. Then you can just summon a swarm of bats that darkens the sky and command them to your front door. Of course that’s more of a barrier than a wreath. Maybe it’s both. That would be great. A great barrier wreath. haha. I made a funny. And this time I think I can change myself.
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Custom Notebook Panties

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Custom Notebook Panties
These Custom Notebook Panties can be customized with any message you want. They make your lower area look like notebook paper.

I got a pair of these for myself recently, so I can write the great american novel and display it on my backside. Only tweet sized. Problem is I have writers block so I had to order several pairs.

It was a dark and stormy night… Ugh! Crumbles panties up and throws them in the trash can. Then remembers they are panties and retrieves them to throw in the hamper. Loads up another pair in my old-timey typewriter.*

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T-Rex Paper Mask

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T-Rex Paper Mask
Make your own T-Rex Paper Mask and look all scary. You’ll have to provide your own stubby little arms.

Speaking of stubby little arms, T-Rex dinosaurs are terrible boxers. No reach. The whole match is like one long violent hug that never quite connects. Which explains why Universal never bought my script “Jurassic Punch”. That was a pretty big plot-hole. You live, you learn.
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