Wow. Check out this Glow In The Dark Skeleton Hands Tank Top. That skeleton really has his hands full huh? With boobs. And so the magical power of boobs makes his bony hands glow. Isn’t nature beautiful? I wanna say that a skeleton snuck up behind her and said BOO! But he probably said BOOBS instead. Ladies, you owe it to yourselves to highlight your assets with this awesome tank top.
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Sex Ghost Haunts Reality Show
Two British athletes starring on a reality show are claiming that a sex ghost is haunting their hotel rooms. British paralympian Kadeena Cox and retired rugby star Gareth Thomas are two of the celebrities competing on “The Jump”. I know, I never heard of it either. Famous people compete in snow sports and jump things. Or something. But shizz got real. During the episode, Cox reportedly asked for a new room after being sexually violated by a ghost. Excuse me for 5 minutes while I giggle at the name. Cox! Hahahahha. Okay, I’m back.
Anyway, Cox “was penetrated” by a ghost.
“She had a ghost going in and out of her. She had a sleep thing,” he said, according to the Sun. “She wishes it were a person… It was going in and out of her body.”
Sounds like you have a serious case of disembodied ghost weiner. Who ya gonna call? Seriously, I’m guessing it is a case of sleep-wanking, pure and simple. Happens to me a lot. Sometimes you don’t remember. Sometimes it is a ghost and they never call you back. Or they get too clingy and get in bed every night for a week, until you say you have a headache. I don’t know why I waited a week, okay? That’s not the point.
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The Amitygrille Horror and Other Weird Horror Movies
B3ta’s current image challenge is called Product Horror, where artists combine a horror film with an advertisement for another product. Get ready for a lot of puns. Like The Amitygrille Horror. You can see all of the entries here. These would make some weird horror movies.
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Woman Sneezes During Selfie Revealing Dark-Side Doppelganger
*Screams like that midget from Twin Peaks and points.* DOPPELGANGER! Sometimes the truth comes out in photos, like when people capture UFOS, Bigfoot, or peen pics that prove how small it is. They can even reveal possession like in this photo, which shows a selfie that captured this woman’s good and evil personas. The bad one is the one on the right that looks like she is shouting at an unseen man during PMS. Just so we’re clear. The possession only came to light because the woman “sneezed”. It’s being played off like the sneeze is the reason for the odd photo, but we know better.
The one on the left is all like, “Awww. I’m so sweet and innocent” while the one on the right just wants you dead and is pissed to be caught on camera. That one is having a heavy flow and just wants any man dead. She’s clearly two-faced. Must be a Gemini.
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Hairy Leg Printed Leggings – Ewww La La
Here’s another product that signals the fact that we are all doomed. Hairy Leg Printed Leggings. They are like the Nasty Chest Swimsuit we featured awhile back. Don’t ask me, I have no idea. You ever have one of those days where you shave all day and wonder why you never get smoother? Only to realize that you still have your hairy leggings on?