Here’s another product that signals the fact that we are all doomed. Hairy Leg Printed Leggings. They are like the Nasty Chest Swimsuit we featured awhile back. Don’t ask me, I have no idea. You ever have one of those days where you shave all day and wonder why you never get smoother? Only to realize that you still have your hairy leggings on?
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Skull Leggings
Holy Coca-Skulla those are some nice legs. Not bony at all, which is surprising when you consider those fine Skull leggings. Is it hot in here or is it just me? Are you hot blooded, check it and see. Do you got a femur of a hundred and three? See what I did there? That was a little classic rock humor.
Foreigner right?
No, I was born here. zing! Anyway, I’m gonna make like the blogging DJ I am and leave ya with a classic from The Kinks.
I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and your leggings are full of skull-las
S-K-U-L-L Skull-las.
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said, “Skull-la”
S-K-U-L-L Skull-la, ska ska ska ska Skull-la….
Spocktopus 3D Printed Spock Octopus
I don’t want to give you a shocktopus, but here is a 3D printed Spocktopus. I would have picked Sulu myself just so I could call him Cthul-Sulu, but whatever. Welcome to the bridge Mr. Spocktopus. I’m Captain Kirk. Not sure where you are gonna sit with those…whatever they are. Uhura is already complaining that you can’t keep your tentacles to yourself, but don’t worry about it. She doesn’t complain for long, if ya know what I mean. Am I right? It’s a real sausage-fest on this ship and she likes to think of me as Jimmy Dean.
Captain Kirk is such a jerk
Gave me a red shirt
Now I’m in the dirt
And damn those phaser burns hurt.
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