Wow. Check out this Glow In The Dark Skeleton Hands Tank Top. That skeleton really has his hands full huh? With boobs. And so the magical power of boobs makes his bony hands glow. Isn’t nature beautiful? I wanna say that a skeleton snuck up behind her and said BOO! But he probably said BOOBS instead. Ladies, you owe it to yourselves to highlight your assets with this awesome tank top.
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Custom Nosferatu Vampire Tank Dress
Man, Nosferatu gets all the girls. Lucky guy. If I was clinging to that body the way this Nosferatu Vampire Tank Dress is, I’d get slapped. Is it a tank top? Is it a dress? I have no idea, but Nosferatu is on the scene, creeping around that girl’s boobies. Oddly enough I’ve heard the same phrase uttered about me. I have to work on my game. Right now I’m at checkers level, but one day I’m gonna be in the world championships of hitting on pretty women. Mind if I practice? Here are some pick up lines:
If I told you I loved Nosferatu, would you hold him against me?
Mind if I rub his bald head?
You must have turned me into a vampire girl, cuz I’m up all night thinking about you.
I think I need a lot of work.