Wanna channel some spirits while chopping some onions? This Ouija Board Glass Cutting Board will make it happen. It’ll bring a tear to your eye. Slice and dice and communicate with the afterlife! Chop up a veggie so it looks like a planchette and have some fun.
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Metal Bird Skull Cabinet Knobs
These Metal Bird Skull Cabinet Knobs are cool. “Hey, where do you keep your glasses?” Oh, it’s the cabinet on the right, with the dead bird skull on it. Not the ones that are, you know, normal. Cuz I don’t do normal. And not the ones with miniature human skulls on them. That’s where I keep… Other things. I shouldn’t have even mentioned it. Just forget it.
Stained Glass Ravens
You don’t see too many Stained Glass Ravens in the wild. Probably because they shatter so easily. But these will look great in your yard or home. It’s the perfect decor for your already Goth and spooky abode. You can never have too many ravens. If you had none, you would have nothing to rave about after all. Man, I really crack myself up, but not really cuz I’m not made of glass.
Book Of Spells Skeleton Cats Sweatshirt
What the? Are those cats witches? Sorry cats, just making fun. Geesh, you guys need to grow a thicker skin. Haahhahahaha. Thicker skin. Get it? Cuz you have no skin. I crack me up. Anywho, this Book Of Spells Skeleton Cats Sweatshirt is amazing. There’s nothing like two cat corpses doing the magic. Absolutely purrfect!
Vampire Heart Necklace
I love this Vampire Heart Necklace. For real. And I don’t have any “stake” in the company. You know what this Vampire’s favorite song is? “Shot through the heart and you’re to blame…” You know what his favorite TV channel is? Spike TV. Of course. His cholesterol used to be good, but now he definitely has clogged arteries. He suffered a heart attack for real.