You know what they say. After Taco Tuesday and the impending explosion in your porcelain throne which follows, you better get kraken and wipe your kraken. This Kraken Toilet Paper Holder will help. He’s got 8 tentacles to hold that precious TP. Don’t be an octo-puss, hang this by the toilet.
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Friday The 13th Jason Mask Necklace
Ahhhh. This Friday The 13th Jason Mask Necklace is pretty damn adorable with those heart-shaped eye holes. It just goes to show you that Jason was just misunderstood. I don’t think he even meant to kill anyone. He just wanted hugs, but the knife got in the way.
Macabre Tooth Bracelet
So…. Yeah. I’m guessing this Macabre Tooth Bracelet was created by a dentist with a busy pair of pliers. Either that or the tooth fairy is making jewelry now. Bicuspid, I’m wearing this! Then I’m gonna punch a bunch of people and leave tooth prints in their faces, just because it’s fun. Is that weird? Maybe, but it’s the tooth and nothin’ but the tooth. Heh. See what I did there?
Edgar Allan Poe Soap
Hey ladies. I know you love yourself some Edgar Allan Poe. I know, I know. The man is all sexy and spooky. Irresistible. Hey ladies… And all of those who are… Eager for Edgar. Get intimate with Edgar in the bathroom. Touch his face and he suds up. Invite him into the shower. Edgar Allan Poe Soap. Once you rub him all over you, you will be alone nevermore. Oh Edgar-
Wool Slippers With 3D Rats
These Wool Slippers With 3D Rats will keep your toes mice and cozy. Although your cat will never stop attacking your feet. Never. I’ve gone through like 6 pairs in 2 weeks. Now they all have holes in them and my cats are pooping wool. The rats here look good enough to be taxidermy. Pretty sweet.