Yes, this lamp does look like Lord Voldemort escaping a Horcrux. But let’s be honest here. You love Harry Potter just as much as the next guy. This spooky skull chandelier is perfect for a goth-themed den, Halloween party, or to creep the neighbors out when you have them over for dinner. The skulls are life-sized and hold lights that give off a yellow light. The chandelier has a diameter of 25 inches and the light bulbs can be swapped out for other colors, as well. We don’t think other colors will take away from the mood set by several skulls looking down at you, though. Red. It needs red lights!
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Labradorite Skull Pendant
Whether you are trying to get more in tune with the ways of the dead or you’re just into some dark jewelry, this stunning Labradorite Skull Pendant would be a great addition to your skull-themed jewelry collection (or a good beginning to it). It’s handmade of carved labradorite cabochon, has really funky optical effects, and is certified spooky AF. Wrapped around the centerpiece is solid copper wire and it comes with a dark brown cord for a necklace. I was going to tell a skeleton joke here, but I just don’t have the guts for it. (I’ll see myself out).
Universal Monsters Limited Edition Coin Collection Album
The Universal monsters got some serious coin yall. I’m talking cheddar. Bling Bling. Legal tender my peeps. I’m talking about this Universal Monsters Limited Edition Coin Collection Album. This set is limited to 5,000 worldwide. The coins are embossed on both sides with an antique silver finish and are individually numbered. This set is cool as a Monster Mash and doesn’t get you nearly as drunk. Monster Mash is my favorite drink. It’s just a combination of whiskey with a scary movie on the TV.
Silver Spider Statement Necklace
If you’re serious about Halloween then you should be covered in spiders. This Silver Spider Statement Necklace features one larger, skull-spider surrounded by six other, smaller spiders. That skull spider isn’t messing around. Each necklace is handmade, 18-inches long, and has a lobster claw closure. It’s made of nickel-free silver alloy and they sparkle like diamonds! Whether you need something to wear this October or you are planning a Goth-themed event, this necklace will help you get your arachnid on!
Experience The Magic Of The Unicorn Fetus
This display of a Unicorn Fetus is great for those of us who are sick of seeing bright, sparkly and magical creatures prancing around the forest and nuzzling up to virgins. Well, they don’t look so sparkly when they’re fresh from their mother’s uni-gina, that’s for sure. It measures 13-14cm long and comes in a 23cm x 23cm wooden display case. Is that the afterbirth? Damn. It is. That’s included too. Now that’s a sweet collectible. I might wanna make a saddle out of that and attach it to Cleetus the fetus here so my action figures can ride it. In fact, I’m getting 4 of these things so I can play “Four fetusmen of the apocalypse”. You know things are bad when four Unicorn fetuses show up with riders.