Bleeding Candles Candelabra

Bleeding Candles Candelabra
This Bleeding Candles candelabra is perfect for house parties or to set a spooky mood in your home this Halloween! The centerpiece is a macabre skull with red light shining through the eyes. Then there are two candles, one on each side. All of the lights contain a red, flickering battery-operated candle that gives the item its ominous look that is sure to scare your guests. Since the candelabra is handmade, each one is unique. It is perfect for your haunted home. I’m leaving mine up all year long cuz I’m King creeper around here baby.

Ouija Board Soap

Ouija Board Soap
Are you the person that always suggests the exorcism movies on October nights? Do you like to hold seances in the tub? This Ouija Board soap won’t bring out your inner demon, but it will help keep you squeaky clean! These unique, handmade soap bars are shaped appropriately and come with a huge variety of scents. They’re made of Olive Oil Glycerin Soap, Glycerin, Fragrance, Essential Oils, and Mica. The most popular scents are Dragon’s Blood, Dirt, Fire Side, and Sandalwood, but there are about 20+ scents that you can choose from. The soap comes in two pieces: the board and the planchette. So if your heart desires, you can communicate with spirits right from your bathtub and lather up at the same time. Not recommended. Too soapy and scary.

UFO Abduction Necklaces – Trust No One

UFO Abduction Necklaces - Trust No One
Your friends and family might not believe your alien abduction story, but don’t worry, we do. No need to show us your wrecked-um. Commemorate the event with this UFO Abduction pendant for your necklace! These pendants are hand-sculpted and have a glow-in-the-dark beam on the front (ultra cool). It comes with a cord, but you can put it on any necklace. And if those butt-buggers come back for you, they will know that you know cuz they’ll see this pendant. It ain’t gonna stop no butt-stuff, but they may think twice. I’m inventing a butt gun that attaches in your underwear so that when somebody pulls your pants down and spreads your mud-cheeks they get blasted. Problem is that in testing I keep shooting the toilet out from under me when I take a s**t.

Gothic Black Cats Halloween Bag

Gothic Black Cats Halloween Bag
If you’re not superstitious, you’ll love this Gothic Black Cats Halloween Bag. If you are superstitious buy it on Friday the 13th while under a ladder and see what happens. It features some of your favorite Halloween elements like cats, spooky trees, bats, and pumpkins. The closing mechanism is a magnetic snap fastener for easy access and the bag is made using quality cotton fabric. Inside, you’ll find a black canvas lining and a small pocket for your phone, keys, money, or anything else. Oh, my goth this is awesome.

Skull Scissors

Skull Scissors
If you’re big on crafts and big on Halloween, prove it by using these Skull scissors! I wasn’t going to feature these, but then they made the final cut. Ha ha. I measured that joke twice and cut once. These skull scissors are spooky, functional, and will help you with all of your creepy craft projects. They’re stainless steel covered in a smooth brass finish. Great for horror haircuts and dark arts and crafts. Pretty cute. It has a nice sinister smile.