If you’re serious about Halloween then you should be covered in spiders. This Silver Spider Statement Necklace features one larger, skull-spider surrounded by six other, smaller spiders. That skull spider isn’t messing around. Each necklace is handmade, 18-inches long, and has a lobster claw closure. It’s made of nickel-free silver alloy and they sparkle like diamonds! Whether you need something to wear this October or you are planning a Goth-themed event, this necklace will help you get your arachnid on!
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Giant Spider Statement Ring
Oh look. A Giant Spider Statement Ring. I think I can guess what the statement is: Get it the hell off me! Yep, that’s the statement alright. Seeing a spider ring this big really shows you what massive butts they have. That’s because they have to store all kinds of stuff in the badonkadonk. They have to store all of that spider silk, their poop, their pee, their kids… I’m pretty sure that is scientifically valid, cuz I read it once on the web. The web knows about spiders. Duh!
That’s pretty nasty to be carrying all that around in one sack. That’s like you having a huge triple-duty booty and carrying like 3 blankets, all your poop, all your pee and letting your nasty kids bounce around in all that, while you go about your bidness shopping at Walmart.
Spiders is nasty.
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Jaws Attacks Necklace
Who’s sharkin’ around for a new necklace? Something with some bite! Something that says my neck is a 70’s horror movie featuring an ocean predator about to attack an unsuspecting swimmer!
The Jaws Attacks Necklace is perfect! If you want, you can even replace the swimmer other stuff. Like grilled cheese, maybe a candy bar. Something that the shark can really sink it’s teeth into.