This Coffin Skeleton Candle is pretty awesome. Creepily cool. Frightfully foul. Terrifyingly terrific. The skeleton inside is all like, “Rest in peace my bony ass! How am I supposed to rest in peace when the damn coffin burns away exposing my naked skeleton body?” Cuz that’s what happens. As the candle burns the coffin melts away to expose the corpse inside. Kind of a metaphor for life. Now I’m depressed.
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Vintage Looking Haunted Doll With Sound
Love scaring the ones around you? Have you always been a lover of all things creepy? Of course you are, that’s why you’re here. As Halloween approaches, you may be looking for some spooky décor to really bring out the holiday spirit and also scare the hell out of people. This Haunted Doll prop is sure to get the blood pumping and will give you the satisfaction of creeping out your guests! This doll comes with sound effects and takes AA batteries, which are included. The height is 15 inches. Kick off Halloween with a scream caused by a well-placed Haunted Doll! It says “Come play with me.” “I’m watching you.” and “You drop me and I broke and that made me angry.”
Nightmare Before Christmas Halloween Town Lagoon Sculpture with Lights and Music
Looking for that perfect conversation piece for your home? The Hawthorne Village Nightmare Before Christmas Halloween Town Lagoon Sculpture brings all the charm of Christmas to your décor, but with a new spooky twist. All the pieces in this light-up village are handcrafted and hand-assembled. It includes two illuminated buildings, the iconic Spiral Hill, and over 15 individual figures. You’ll be ecstatic to see Jack, Sally, Shock, Barrel, Oogie Boogie, Zero, Jack’s ghost-dog, Dr. Finklestein, and more enjoying themselves in this light-up lagoon. The sculpture has amazing lighting effects that give the appearance of oozing green slime throughout the village. The Hawthorne Village light-up lagoon is a perfect addition to your Halloween and Christmas décor and is a unique accent piece that your friends will love.
UFO Abduction Bookends
These UFO abduction Bookends will remind you to be watchful of the sky. Because if the aliens catch you off guard, oh man, they are going to abduct your butt and do experiments. Now they can abduct your books instead if they can’t catch those running silhouettes. You can put your UFO-related books in these and display them in style.
Clown Head Bath Bombs
After a long hectic working day, nothing feels as relaxing as removing your socks and putting on loose clothes. That’s for the gents. For ladies, it’s got to be unhooking the old bra and letting the girls swing loose. I’m just guessing. Breast case scenario, you let the old fun-bags out and hit the bathtub. Relax and draw a bath. Get out one of these horrifying Clown Head Bath Bombs. And if you can still relax after that, enjoy your evening.