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Glowing Alien Fetus In A Jar

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Glowing Alien Fetus In A Jar
This Glowing Alien Fetus In A Jar looks like it is about to go nuclear. This is what happens when you have a kid after exposing your nads to the microwave too often. And that’s all I’m saying about that. Well, I’ll say one more thing. Microwave radiation will not turn your junk into The Hulk.

Anyway, look at this little fetus. He has a real de-fetus attitude doesn’t he? You would too if you were a glowing fetus all stuck in a jar and glowing, with a cork on top so you can’t escape. This will make a lovely centerpiece for my table. That way I can dine by fetal light instead of candle light. And ask my wife if she’s ready to have kids.

This Black Light Reactive Spine Has Backbone

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black light spine
I really should get one of these Black Light Reactive Spines. My wife is ALWAYS going on about how I need to grow one or get one. All guys scream when they see a mouse and need to be slapped until they stop. Am I right? I’ll show her. I’ll get a spine by actually buying a spine. One that glows like it is radioactive and makes me look like a walking X-Ray.

The Paleotron Spine is made from Laser-Cut and Engraved Acrylic, joined together with Stainless Steel Split Rings, and harnessed to the body with chains clasped by a Circular Gate Ring. Two replaceable, battery powered black light LEDs fit into one of the higher vertebrae and the pelvic piece to provide a slight glow in any dark space.

This is perfect for me cuz just like how the deeper you go down into the ocean, the more phosphorescent and luminescent the sea life is, I’m a nerd from a basement that deep. If you delve down through the depths into my lair you’ll see me doing my glowing thing in my natural dark environment as I play my PS4 and nibble on small shrimp that look like cheese puffs. Try not to kick up the dust. It takes forever to settle again since I bought games instead of a vacuum.
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