Tag: gothic

Black Tarot Deck

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Black Tarot Deck

Oh myyyyy. Look at all of the cool Gothic art in this Black Tarot Deck. It says that this deck will help with shadow work, which is where you enter the darkness and dig deep into your soul. I’m a little scared, but Imma put on my big boy pants, since this tarot card deck will offer you guidance on love, career, or even personal growth. I’m gonna unlock my inner wisdom. But first I’m gonna look at all of the cool art and say whoa!

If you like this Black Tarot Card Deck, you might also like this Witches of Legend Tarot Card Set. These sets are like talking a walk on the wild side of tarot.

Gothic Poison Ring

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Gothic Poison Ring

Man, remember the old days when you could just wear a special ring, fill it with poison and off someone? Yeah, I don’t either. Before my time. People were cray cray back then. Actually, they still are. Anywho, this cool Gothic Poison Ring has a pearl skull. Pretty neat. Now I know not to take tea from someone wearing this. Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice and I’m on the toilet for hours AGAIN after somebody loaded their ring with ex-lax and dumped it in my Earl Grey.

Still, this Gothic Poison Ring is all kinds of awesome. Hey it beats the Human Teeth Ring.

Bat Collar Necklace

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Bat Collar Necklace

Holy bat apparel Batman! This Bat Collar Necklace is stylishly batty. Creepy and cordial. Now that is fashionably Gothic. This is going to make some lucky gal look extra sexy. Bonus: It protects your neck from vampires at the same time. Is it a little batty? Sure, but in a great way. Not gonna lie, I’m a little turned on. Ladies, if you are rocking this Bat Collar Necklace, I’m drooling.

Between this and the Bloody Pearl Necklace Choker, how do you even decide? You gals have options. Never fear, I’ll keep finding amazing jewelry for you my dears. All I ask is that you wear it and let me take in your amazing beauty.

Mini Tombstone Garden Decorations

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Mini Tombstone Garden Decorations

May your garden rest in peace. These Mini Tombstone Garden Decorations will make your garden look like a cemetery. I don’t know who is buried there, but it’s probably Basil, Rosemary and Thyme to name a few. All will be remembered fondly. It is a great way to make your garden just a little creepier and you know we like that around here.

These Mini Tombstone Garden Decorations will look really good displayed with the Grim Reaper Shelf Sitter. Now that is a garden I can dig! See what i did there. I made a little garden joke. A very little one.

Gothic Coffin Butter Dish

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Gothic Coffin Butter Dish

They say that too much butter will kill ya. I say that toast just tastes like crisp bread unless you slather it with butter. This Gothic Coffin Butter Dish is a reminder that our time on this plain is limited. And a cool place to store that ooey gooey buttery goodness. It’s really the only choice for anyone who loves Gothic decor and loves them some butter.

I feel like you should shape your butter into a little corpse though and put him to rest in this Gothic Coffin Butter Dish. But I’m a perfectionist. I would call him Butters and mourn him over breakfast daily. This Skull Butter Dish is also a great choice.