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Mini Tombstone Garden Decorations

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Mini Tombstone Garden Decorations

May your garden rest in peace. These Mini Tombstone Garden Decorations will make your garden look like a cemetery. I don’t know who is buried there, but it’s probably Basil, Rosemary and Thyme to name a few. All will be remembered fondly. It is a great way to make your garden just a little creepier and you know we like that around here.

These Mini Tombstone Garden Decorations will look really good displayed with the Grim Reaper Shelf Sitter. Now that is a garden I can dig! See what i did there. I made a little garden joke. A very little one.

Mini Zen Skeleton

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Mini Zen Skeleton
We all know skeletons are a bit cranky, clumsy, and pretty weird. I’ve even seen them fight with swords in some movies. But then we have this Mini Zen Skeleton who is calm as a cucumber. He sits in meditation but still looks quite scary, to be honest. He seems to be seeking inner peace. You would too if you had no skin. This can actually be a good reminder that you need to meditate every once in a while yourself. He is 3 inches tall but comes in one other size. All the parts are sculpted from metal and all the parts have been welded by hand. The finished product is either metal paint, oxidized or a polished finish depending on your preference.

Blood Dragon Gothic Mini Chest

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Blood Dragon Gothic Mini Chest
I wonder what’s in that Blood Dragon Gothic Mini Chest. It’s got chains so you know there’s something dangerous and horrible lurking within. Maybe a blood dragon! Wait! What is a blood dragon? A dragon who feasts on blood? A dragon who volunteers at the blood drive. An anemic dragon? The possibilities are endless. Man, I hate mysteries! I want to open it! I must know! Okay guys, I’m going for it. One. Two. Three. Opening the lid-

Uhhhhh. Yeah, I can’t really talk about what I just saw. Words can not describe it. Think horror on the level of all three golden girls naked and engaging in group activities that are just plain wrong, when George Costanza walks in… then add a blood dragon. *shudders*

Mini Vampire Kits

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Mini Vampire Kits
These Mini Vampire Kits will come in real handy if I get attacked by a tiny blood sucker. That’s why I’m taking one of these with me in the woods. You know, ticks. Tiny bloodsuckers. Also should be good against midget politicians. And it might help you against doctors bearing tiny syringes. There are a lot of tiny blood suckers out there now that I think about it. This will help.

Micro Fears Miniature Horror Figures

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Micro Fears Miniature Horror Figures
These Micro Fears Miniature Horror Figures are cool mini horror figures, cuz you can’t handle the full-sized horror.The seller has several cool figures to choose from, including Bigfoot, The Mummy, even some mini dioramas. Pretty sweet. I hope they make more. You don’t have such big feet now, do you? You big hairy, walking carpet. Why don’t you vacuum yourself you big carpet? Just messin’ with you.

Put these cool figures on your desk and play with them like action figures. I can’t wait to pit Bigfoot against The Mummy. My money is on the Mummy, because you don’t f**k with a guy brave enough to wrap himself in dirty toilet paper. What? That’s not his origin story? I thought he wrapped himself in used TP and died from diarrhea germs. That’s not how he got his costume and superpowers? Hmmm. He doesn’t seem so interesting now.
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