Gothic Coffin Butter Dish

Gothic Coffin Butter Dish

They say that too much butter will kill ya. I say that toast just tastes like crisp bread unless you slather it with butter. This Gothic Coffin Butter Dish is a reminder that our time on this plain is limited. And a cool place to store that ooey gooey buttery goodness. It’s really the only choice for anyone who loves Gothic decor and loves them some butter.

I feel like you should shape your butter into a little corpse though and put him to rest in this Gothic Coffin Butter Dish. But I’m a perfectionist. I would call him Butters and mourn him over breakfast daily. This Skull Butter Dish is also a great choice.

Skull Butter Dish – I Can’t Believe It’s Not Horror

Skull Butter Dish - I Can't Believe It's Not Horror
Set your butter on the table in style with this Skull Butter Dish. Well, I mean, it’s not “skull butter”. The butter isn’t made out of skulls. It’s in a cool skull dish. *Looks at skeleton” Hmmm nice body. Butter face… Hahahaha I crack myself up. But I never crack a butter dish. That’s like 7 years bad luck with toast right? I like toast, so I’m careful.

Zombie Cow Butter Dish

Zombie Cow Butter Dish
This Zombie Cow Butter Dish is utterly amazing. see what I did there? Did you know butter is made from milk. I can’t believe it’s not utter. Heh. Let’s see how many utterly useless utter jokes I can make about this awesomely weird butter dish. I can’t believe I’m about to utter this, but I admit that I love it. More of a pork chop guy though. You know, the utter white meat. I could go on all day, but you don’t want that and neither do I. That would be an utter travesty.