This Modern Skull Mirror looks badass. How do I look today? Let me consult the great and powerful skull mirror. This bit of home decor will add a touch of gothic style to your home. Whether you dwell in haunted house or a non-haunted abode, it’s an awesome upgrade. It’s made in Italy, so you know it’s good. They’ll tell you themselves. With their hands. Mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest one of all? It’s me, isn’t it? Gotta be me. Not bragging or anything. Just stating facts. I’m so vain. I probably think this post is about me. I’m so vain. Whereas old people are more vein. They are full of them in fact and you can see them. Ew! I do gaze into this gothic bat mirror a lot, though. It drives me batty, but I have to have a look to see if I look bat-ter than ever. Anywho, this cool mirror is going to make your home look badass my friend. It’s gothic chic and creepy cool. If you ain’t got this amazing mirror you just ain’t cool. You will be using a reflective skull to check out your own skull. That’s a win/win.
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Creepy Cool YES NO Coin – Flip To Let Fate Decide
Life’s decisions can be tough. Should I eat that entire bag of chips or not? Should I crap in my marital bed like Amber Turd? Should I let yet another spider bite me in the hopes that I will get super powers? Life is just too complicated and I ain’t got the time or energy for making good decisions. I’ll leave it up to this Creepy Cool YES NO Coin.
Flip it. Flip it good.
Should I doo-doo on the lawn?
You must flip it.
Should I shake around my dong?
You must flip it.
It will tell you what to do.
When you flip it.
Should I paint my hamster blue?
Better flip it.
That’s the DEVO commercial for this coin in case you were wondering. Speaking of flipping things like this YES NO Coin, check out the Brains and Teeth Flip Lighters. I mean, since you like to flip things. It seems like you might have a problem. You should see someone about that. And no, I’m not trying to be flippant here. I’m genuinely flippin’ concerned about you. Look, I’m just trying to help. I’m not trying to take the coin away from you. Calm down okay?
Coffin Zen Garden
This Coffin Zen Garden will bring some calm into your life. After all who doesn’t want to play around with some sand in an open coffin? It comes with everything you need to have a good time. Like headstones, a gargoyle, a skull and a shovel. Now when somebody tells me to go pound sand I can actually do it and get more Zen at the same time. This also looks like it would be great for burying your action figures. So you can give GI Joe that proper sendoff.
If you like this coffin zen garden you’ll love the bleeding coffin candle.
Gothic Christmas Gift Tags
These Gothic Christmas Gift Tags add a macabre touch to the holiday Ho, ho, ho! Merry…coffin? Feliz-Na-Vi-Dead? The holidays may be a time for fun, joy, and lights, but it needs a grisly touch here and there. Delight your goth friends and horrifying stick up the bum relatives with these one-of-a-kind, skull-adorned gothic Christmas gift tags. Up your ghoulish gift wrapping game! Pair these beauties with Christmas wrap, old newspaper obituaries, paper bags, or eviction notices for a memorable gift unwrapping experience. Who cares what Aunt Bertha thinks? Inflict a little shock and horror into the whole holiday. Besides, they’re pretty tasteful, right? Merry f***king Christmas.
Oh and have a look at these cool Krampus Gift Tags.
Mysterious Sterling Silver Owl Ring
Whooooo is that? Who? Who? It is the coolest sterling silver owl ring. That’s who. It is classically creepy. Owls are creatures of the night, swooping and gliding through by dark trees as they hunt their unsuspecting prey for a late night snack. Embrace your inner bird of prey with this beautiful ring! My, what big eyes you have! Huge eyes are one of the owl’s best features. These striking orbs can spot a tiny morsel from way high up in the air. Then they swoop down and their prey is eliminated. Beauty and brutality. Ain’t nature wonderful? Channel your inner owl with this cool ring and be the envy of owl your friends. I mean all. All your friends. Those eyes. So intense. Reminds me of my ex wife when she wants money. She doesn’t even need to wear one of these creepy owl masks. She was born with resting bird-of-prey face.
Yeah nature is all about beauty and death. Kind of like this site. If it’s in nature and it is cute, chances are it can kill you or at the very least injure you horribly. That’s why I steer clear of nature. I just don’t give a hoot.