Oh how the mind boggles when you’re dating a chick with spider goggles.
I’m no Dr. Seuss, but a sexy spider is on the loose.
I almost didn’t notice cuz my eyes were on your caboose.
There, I’m a published author. Told you I’d do it, mom.
Tag: halloween
Addams Family Nesting Doll Set
They’re creepy and they’re kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They’re all together ooky, The Addams Family. That about sums up this Addams Family nesting doll set. They are made with raw wood, paint polymer clay, sealant, and “all my heart and soul.” (That’s a little creepy). You’ll regret it if you don’t buy a set. That regret will Fester. Don’t let that happen. We know what he looks like.
Raven Cupcake Toppers
If ever you were to have an Edgar Allen Poe Party, Book Club Event, or even just a Halloween Party, you may want to break out these Raven Cupcake Toppers. These toppers are made of acrylic, making them shatter resistant and dishwasher safe. That means you can use them over and over again and never have to worry about a broken beak. Nevermore, Nevermore. Each set comes with 12 birds, that stand 2 inches tall. That’s a pretty impressive set of ravens.
Leather Skull Purse
I don’t know if it’s the cold air in Russia or the lack of things to do, but when you come across a leather purse shaped like a skull, you can’t help but think, “They really must be bored over there.” Cuz I know that Vodka makes me do strange things too. Anywho, this leather skull purse can be customized with different colors, on either of the leather parts, be it the bag or the skull itself. The teeth can also be colored. I would choose tobacco or maybe a piece of broccoli stuck in its teeth.
Centipede and Kewpie Doll Mutant Necklace – Kewpede
Kewpie dolls want to get in on that sweet human centipede action, so… This exists. The Kewpede. Half centipede half kewpie doll. All nightmare fuel. Kewpede, kewpede, it’s such a wonderful toy. Kewpede, Kewpede. It’s fun for a girl and a boy.
Yeah, so that happened. Look at those eyelashes and all those legs. What a cutie.