Kewpie dolls want to get in on that sweet human centipede action, so… This exists. The Kewpede. Half centipede half kewpie doll. All nightmare fuel. Kewpede, kewpede, it’s such a wonderful toy. Kewpede, Kewpede. It’s fun for a girl and a boy.
Yeah, so that happened. Look at those eyelashes and all those legs. What a cutie.
The Milli chair has got legs baby! Lots and lots of legs. It looks like it’s rearing up to attack. Just like it’s nasty siblings that show up in my house at night. I hate those guys. All long legs and twitchy and spazzy when you kill ’em.
At least I can ride this centipede chair and be recognized as the centipede overlord. They will all be at my command! And I’m gonna command them all to go to my neighbor’s house. Then I’ll just lie back and relax. Let this thing carry me wherever it wants.
Which came first, the chicken or the legs? Wait, what? What the hell am I looking at, a Pokemon? I’m pretty sure Chickapede evolves into Chickasnake. Whatevs. It all evolves into Chicken Nuggets in the end. This piece of mutant chicken taxidermy comes from Etsy seller Casperscreatures who doesn’t know when to leave nature alone.
Seriously, stop creating nightmares. And DO NOT let electricity hit this thing. House centipedes are bad enough. I don’t need Chickapedes running around in the world. I’m gonna need a bigger shoe!
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