Holy f**k! These Creepy Baby Head Candles are some serious nightmare fuel. Oh hello, baby Hannibal Lector. Glad ya got that faceguard in so you don’t eat my flesh. Basically, you creep me the hell out so excuse me while I light your wick and watch your baby face melt. There’s also a version where the baby’s brain is exposed. I’m burning all of these down so they can’t hurt anyone ever again. It reminds me of general custer, but his head is much bigger and in a box.
Tag: halloween
Skull Hanging Planter
I need a skull hanging planter to decorate for Halloween. And the rest of the year. is kind of cool. I like that you can visibly see the underside and the vertebrae in the former owner’s neck. Made by a Marine Corp Veteran, I can only say HOOOOO-RAHHHHHHH. Cuz that’s all I know about Marine talk. The artist is badass and is more than willing to customize the skull in any way you want. So, if you want some faux blood added to the effects or some leftover flaps of skin, we are sure this can be accomplished. Maybe just a tattooed name across the forehead.
Goth Teeth Ring
Have you always wondered what the tooth fairy does with all those innocent children’s teeth that she collects while she looms in the shadows of the night? She makes goth rings naturally! And parents paid for the honor! This Goth Teeth Ring is strikingly lifelike and set on an adjustable ring band that fits from a 5 to 10 size. Some dentist will buy this ring to scare children into brushing their teeth. Also coming soon to a mental institution and prison near year!
This jewelry has teeth. Get yourself a bite! It looks like a tooth flower. I am enameled with it. I mean enamored.
Kraken Cameo Brooch
Damn son! I always knew the Kraken was some chick’s hair. Yo, I ain’t your shampoo. Leave my ship alone! Why you bathing out here in the middle of the ocean anyway ya giant freak? Your hair smells lovely by the way. There goes half my men overboard. Hopefully, they end up in your hair like cooties. This Kraken Cameo Brooch is wild. Time for a haircut lady.
Vampire Bat Wall Decals
Damn son. If I was a bat I’d be flying toward this beautiful vampiress for sure. I love me a cool pale chick who gets followed by lots of bats. I love what she’s done with her place too. Love the vampire bat wall decals. Very Abandoned Home Chic. If I can just make one suggestion though. Those shoes, girl. You better up your shoe game if you want to live the batty bat life. Otherwise, you got it going on.