This Maggot Baby Necklace is a terrifying accessory. He just hangs there looking gross and even has like a stone third eye so it can hypnotize you with a disturbing lullaby, then crawl all over you leaving a slimy trail in its wake. I’ll take two. I wrote a poem about it.
Tag it, bag it,
Hurry up and snag it.
I just bought a maggot.
Better than Bob Saget.
Austin Powers wanna shag it.
Thank you. Thank you. My 3rd-grade education is really paying off.
Over the weekend Creepbay was featured on Metafilter, Boing Boing, Neatorama and other fine upstanding websites. We are finally getting the recognition we deserve. Boing Boing even said that we have “the gothiest stuff on the net”. High praise indeed. Regular readers already know that, but thanks for making it official.
It’s been a long hard road of curating creepy and cool stuff. To all of you new readers who are also aficionados of weird shizz, we have a whole lot more where that came from. Follow us on Facebook and Twitter. Check back every day for the greatest, the gothiest, the ghostiest, grittiest and grimiest that the net has to offer. Or something like that.
It’s going to be a wild ride.
*Roller coaster stops.*
*Looks at the skeleton next to me*
*Looks at the coaster full of skeletons behind me*
Just ask these fans.
We can imagine gifting this Jason Voorhees Mug to someone who you really don’t like all that much. With a knife in hand and blood dripping all over, the idea of it being given as a Valentine’s Day Gift is just…disturbing. Afterall, the line “until death do us part” is not meant to be a threat. This Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees Mask with Knife Ceramic 3D Mug is perfect to take with you to Camp Crystal Lake. Don’t cut yourself on that handle.
We think this Edgar Allen Poe Deluxe Notecard Set is absolutely awesome. Your days of handwriting a letter can now be Nevermore. The set comes with a Keepsake Box that has a magnetic closure, to hide away all of your deepest darkest thoughts. It also includes a 192 page, ruled pocket journal with Poe’s name embossed in foil on the front.
While some of Poe’s works can be considered creepy, this set has more of the romantic side of the man in mind. Perfect for your bloody Valentine. Also included in the kit are four cards with the following designs: Nevermore, You Fancy Me Mad, We Loved Him with a Love That Was More Than Love, and All That We See or Seem is But a Dream Within a Dream.
Equally disturbing and sweet, you can write to your hearts content or just once, upon a midnight dreary.
So this is the Baby Sam Trick R Treat Horror Doll. I never watched the movie so I have no idea what’s up with this guy. (Was passed out with a bottle of booze in one hand while spooning a giant Hershey bar. Woke up in a chocolate/urine puddle and invented a new flavor.) Does he steal candy and kill people? I have no idea. If he stole candy, how would he even eat with his stitched up face? Dude basically has to shove it against his face, again and again, to mush it up real good so it goes through the burlap sack material, but I see no evidence of this on his un-smeared face. I really gotta watch this. Is he a midget scarecrow? Oh, that was not PC. I meant to say, is he a midget straw-person? Anyway, I’m out. I’m gonna go do today’s “pass out and wake up wet” challenge. Right after this drink.