This Mini Skull Knobs Set is perfect for anyone who loves morbid decor. They will turn your cabinets, drawers, and other things into a frightfest. They will turn your home into a house of horrors. A mausoleum of mayhem. A mansion of the macabre. You get the idea. There’s nothing cooler than grabbing a skull to open a cabinet. Except maybe finding another skull in that cabinet.
Tag: halloween
Cute Day of the Dead Cat Pin – Dia De Los Meow-Meow
Dia de Los meow-meows! This Cute Day of the Dead Cat Pin is pretty darn adorable. Is it dead or alive? I have no idea, but it is pretty. Look at that cute skeleton. Aww, he’s so cute. Who’s the cutest kitty? Is it you? Is it- OWWWWWWW! He bit me. Now I’m a zombie! Beware cute things!
Devious and Devilish Gothic Troll Statues
These Devilish Gothic Troll Statues are a pair of mischievous motherf***ers. Are they trolls or gargoyles? I have no idea, but they look like they ate something that didn’t agree with them. Like they were talking politics with a pair of frogs, and ended with, “Do you frogs agree or disagree?” Frogs disagreed, so they ate ’em. That’s how troll-gargoyle dudes eat dinner.
Ghost Children Pins Set
I don’t know much about ghost kids, but these Ghost Children Pins are scary as hell. No way I’m babysitting these kids. There’s not enough money in the world- $20 for 8 hours? Of course, I’ll look after your dead little angels. That’s a lot, right? I’m not good with money. I usually just hand it over and hope for the best. Anyway, these pins are two scary-ass ghost kids, one of which got all stabby on the other apparently. I am not responsible for that. Happened before my shift.
I just think they’re pretty and stuff.
Gargoyle Door Knobs Are A-Door-Able
Gargoyles are supposed to protect you right? So why not put some Gargoyle Door Knobs on your door? They will scare away most nuisances like: Religious people with flyers, salespeople with flyers and even people that don’t have flyers. These doorknobs are scary, but also cute. I’m gonna put them on every door in the house. Plus all of my cabinets and even my refrigerator. I’m going full Gargoyle!