There are many versions of the undead that you have to worry about, but none are as deadly and nasty as the dreaded Minions Zombie Plushes. They used to be cute. You used to let them into your home to play with your kids. Not anymore. Oh hell no! Ain’t no zombie minion gonna bite me and my family. You get a face full of shotgun. And you. And you. And you. Now for the beheading!
Tag: halloween
Needle Felted Albino Vampire Bat Family
Awwww. This Needle Felted Albino Vampire Bat Family is the cutest set of little bloodsuckers. They look so soft and cuddly. At least until they bite your face and start sucking your blood. I don’t even care. I want to adopt the whole family. And since they want my blood, this should be very interesting.
Day of The Dead Pillows
These cool Day of The Dead Pillows aren’t just for the day. You can use them at night too. For real. They’re vibrantly colored and awesome. They are reversible pillows that are made of 100% cotton fabric, stuffed with poly-cotton blend and sewn closed. They measure about 18″ x 13″. Lay your head on the day of the dead. These are gonna look good with this cool blanket.
Gothic Vampire Victorian Evening Gloves
These Gothic Vampire Victorian Evening Gloves are so sexy I wouldn’t mind being seduced into a good old-fashioned neck biting. These extra long gloves are made of black high-quality elastic lace and finished with rubber-lace. Actually, I might be safe if a lady vampire is wearing these, cuz they don’t wanna get blood on their gloves. So I’m safe until they want to “change into something more comfortable.”
Lose Your Appetite With Deviant Desserts
Deviant Desserts has all kinds of delicious un-appetizers. They specialize in making custom cakes and chocolates that may make you gag before you can eat them. Cockroach cakes, brain cakes, eyeballs, skulls and much more. These treats are perfect for Halloween or even every day if you live in a haunted house or just like messed up food. I’m not judging. Those white chocolate skulls look delicious. Check them out for stuff that is way more unappetizing.