Damn son, you got some teeth. Probably cuz you chow down on all those people you abduct. Or maybe cuz you like to rip into a nice juicy brontosaurus leg while you’re piloting your spaceship, eating them all up until they get extinct. Celebrate ferocious carnivorous aliens with these cool but terrifying Alien Skulls. Put ’em on your desk.
Tag: halloween
31 Terrifying Clown Bath Bombs – I’ll Shower Instead
Holy clown sh*t! Now I know why they call them bath bombs. You throw one of these at me in the tub and I’m getting the f**k out! If you’re brave enough, you can get these 31 Terrifying Clown Bath Bombs and enjoy your bath. More like bloodbath! Adding to the visual terror, the smell complete the horrifying theme. They smell like funnel cakes and cotton candy.
Icup Horror Pint Glasses
Enjoy a pint full of terror thanks to these Icup Horror Pint Glasses. They have a Freddy Krueger slash glass, Texas Chainsaw Splatter glass, Leatherface closeup, Friday the 13th. Drink up today, for we may all be horrible slashed tomorrow, but at least we will definitely be hungover AF.
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Vintage Style Tooled Leather Halloween Purse
This Vintage Style Tooled Leather Halloween Purse will hold all of your candy on Halloween night.It will also hold your eggs and TP for the night before Halloween. Is that still a thing? We used to call it mischief night. AKA the annual night that police and I would get acquainted. This is a beautiful purse. Now excuse me while I go egg this guys house down the street. I heard he’s giving out fun-sized candy again this year instead of full sized bars. Cheap bastard!
Skull Wrapping Paper For Gothic Gift Giving
Skull Wrapping Paper. When you care enough to give the very best. I’m gonna be all ironic and gift someone a skull wrapped in this wrapping paper. Great for Halloween presents or just every day creepy gift giving. I hope someone gives me a gift with cool wrapping paper. Okay. That’s a wrap. I’m done!