Horrifying Devil Moth Terrifies the Internet

Horrifying Devil Moth Terrifies the Internet
This devil moth has been all over the internet lately. It has the normal body of a moth, but also features several hairy tentacles that pulsate and make people scream. It is actually known as a Creatonotos gangis. AKA “F this shizz, I’m outta here.” This is what is starring in my nightmares tonight, with a special guest appearance from “Poop, evacuating from my butt.”
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Mystery Sea Creature Washes Ashore in the Philippines

Mystery Sea Creature Washes Ashore in the Philippines
What the hell is that thing? Is that an eyeball and nostrils? Is that the loch Ness monster? More like the Loch Mess monster. The remains of a massive sea creature were recently discovered on a beach in the Philippines. Apparently it had been dead for awhile and it had a horrible smell as if a thousand Taco Bell butts all went off at the same time. This thing is 32-feet long. It smelled so bad they towed the remains back out to sea.
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31 Terrifying Clown Bath Bombs – I’ll Shower Instead

31 Terrifying Clown Bath Bombs
Holy clown sh*t! Now I know why they call them bath bombs. You throw one of these at me in the tub and I’m getting the f**k out! If you’re brave enough, you can get these 31 Terrifying Clown Bath Bombs and enjoy your bath. More like bloodbath! Adding to the visual terror, the smell complete the horrifying theme. They smell like funnel cakes and cotton candy.

Cute Cartoon Characters Become Terrifying

Cute Cartoon Characters Become Terrifying
Check out this art that shows cute cartoon characters that are terrifying. No Pikachu. I do not choose you. Even if you do gobble me up whole and spit me out as a bloody mess. They used to be cute, now these cartoon animals are horrors that will keep you up at night. A few examples are below.
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Facehugger Mask

Facehugger Mask
This guy is getting hugs all day long from this Facehugger Mask. He still looks surprised about it. This creepy critter wants to hug your face next. Will you let him? Or her? I have no idea about it’s gender. When it comes to a face hugger’s sex, I don’t ask, don’t tell. Just don’t want none.

I ain’t that desperate. Okay, I am, but I’m trying really hard not to be tempted by that sexy hugger of faces. You minx. Okay fine, you sexy seductress, hit my face all hard and squishy and start huggin’. Oh yeah. Just like that.
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