This Betsey Johnson Spider Web Crossbody Purse is perfect for Halloween. It features gold-tone hardware and a creepy crawly silver-tone, rhinestone-encrusted spider. Be the queen spider this Halloween, or wear it anytime. You lookin’ good Lil’ Miss Muffet. You weave fashion like you weave your web. Uh… Not to say that both come out of your spider-butt or anything. That’s not what I meant. I mean- Oh what a tangled web I weave.
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Anatomically Correct Muscle Leggings
Damn girl. These Anatomically Correct Muscle Leggings show off your nice gluteus maximus. I mean gluteus minimus. Yeah, that’s what I meant. You have some nice muscle tone. Kinda gross that your insides are on the outsides, but I like what you’re working with girl. Why you mad? Was I not being anatomically correct?
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Cyclops Monster Shot Glasses – Up To Their Eyeballs In Booze
These Cyclops Monster Shot Glasses are terrifying. Take a shot from a monster with a bloodshot eye. So I guess you are taking a bloodshot. Like they do at Vampire bars. You can choose from 12 nightmare inducing designs. You can also use these as candle holders. If you bang this shot glass on the table it is likely to bite you. These guys are up to their eyeball in booze. Know what I’m saying?
Human Skull Torch
When you are treasure hunting in a cave and your only torch runs out, what do you do? Easy, just whack your partner on the head, decapitate him and use his skull as a Human Skull Torch. Pretty nasty and icky. I think I’ll just bring an extra fleshlight. I mean flashlight. I meant to say flashlight. It means nothing. They just sound the same that’s all.
Petrifying Parody Books – Goodnight Goon
These Petrifying Parody Books are parodies of popular bedtime story books that have a dark and creepy twist. Cuz it’s never too early to get your kids into monsters and horror. You can choose from classics like Goodnight Goon and The Runaway Mummy. Kids are going to love these. Parents will love them. There’s nothing wrong with a little walk on the dark side before bed.