*Reaches for a pencil as a tentacle hands one to me.* Thank you. Wait, what the f- Yeah, this Tentacle Pen and Pencil Holder is just that cool. It’s got tentacles everywhere and room for your writing instruments. It might even give you a little hand massage if you keep it on your desk.
Tag: desk accessory
Naughtypus Middle Finger Octopus Desk Accessory
The Naughtypus isn’t waving at you with all eight hands. Nope. He’s flipping you off. Giving you the bird. This Middle Finger Octopus Desk Accessory gives zero f@@ks. He’s basicallt the best desk accessory ever. Use it for your jewelry, your office supplies, whatever. He’ll always be there to flip you off. He’s creepbay approved.
You can try to play rock, paper scissors with him, but it’s just gonna turn into a game of “Hey, f**k you buddy”.
Octopus Tentacle iPad Tablet Stand
Tablets weren’t meant to stand upright by themselves. That’s why you need an octopus to lend a hand. I mean tentacle. This Octopus Tentacle iPad Tablet Stand is just as good as having a real octopus on standby. In fact, it’s better cuz it won’t shoot ink in your face and tell you to f**k off in Octopus language. It also won’t get slime all over every surface in your house. It also won’t move the tablet around and mess with you while you’re binge watching Glee. I don’t watch that. Just an example. And if I did, I certainly wouldn’t cry. Just sayin’.
T-Rex Skull Desk Organizer Rooooaaaarrrrrr!
Where’d they dig up this fossil? The T-Rex Skull Desk Organizer is a mighty skull from a mighty beast and it makes a mighty desk accessory. It will hold your pens and pencils and other desk stuff,plus you can put your hand in there and pretend that it bit you and won’t let go. It comes in several colors. I’m gonna put a stuffed animal in its jaws and pretend it just made a kill, but that’s just me. Rooooooaaaaaaarrrrrrrr!
These Terrifying Alien Skulls Are All Teeth
Damn son, you got some teeth. Probably cuz you chow down on all those people you abduct. Or maybe cuz you like to rip into a nice juicy brontosaurus leg while you’re piloting your spaceship, eating them all up until they get extinct. Celebrate ferocious carnivorous aliens with these cool but terrifying Alien Skulls. Put ’em on your desk.