If you want to cover gifts in bats, you don’t need a bunch of dead bats and a glue stick. What you need is Goth Gift Wrap. It’s a classier way to bathe something in bats. Elegant in fact. I plan to wrap a pile of guano meticulously and leave it on my neighbor’s doorstep. He’ll go batsh*t crazy. Hey, I care enough to give the very best.
Tag: horror
The Nightmarish Masks Of Caroline Eklund
Caroline Eklund is a Swedish mask maker. Where does she get her inspiration? From nightmares I assume. She has a nightmare. Makes some nightmarish masks. Then I have a nightmare. I make a mask. And before you know it everybody’s got nightmares and masks. Please make it stop. I just want to see human faces again. *sobbing*
Fun fact: At first I typed feces instead of faces. No, I do not want to see human feces again.
Check out her website for more of her creations. I’ll be making masks all day. Soon you will be too.
Nightmare on Elm Street – Freddy Krueger Mego Action Figure
One, two, Freddy’s coming for you. Three, four. Freddy’s mom’s a wh**e. Yeah, I said it. What’s he gonna do, invade my dreams? Uh…. Oh sh*t! Well, I guess I’m staying up all night. This Freddy Krueger Mego Action Figure is straight from Englund. Robert Englund that is. The pizza-face likeness is amazing. It will give your toy sheld nightmares.
Roll Them Bones – Skull Dice
These Skull dice are dice with skulls in them. Snake eyes? More like pair o skulls. Cuz I like to my dice to look like a family of skulls live inside of them, so that every time they stop rolling, all these skulls look out the window like, “What the f**k was that? An earthquake?” Nah. Just this A-hole yelling Yahtzee again.
Zombie Horror Dolls Seance Scene
What the hell? Please watch your kids people. Otherwise, this happens! This Zombie Horror Dolls Seance Scene could be going on in your house right now if your kids are unsupervised. They start messing with the dead, having a seance and the next thing you know your kids are zombies from hell, dressed in black cult pajamas and burning your shit down with candles. The 3 Stooges of terror.