Is it too early for Krampus? Yeah, it might be the wrong time of the year, but I don’t care. I’d wear this Krampus Tiki Tribal BOLO Neck Tie anytime. That’s a terrifying tiki face right there. Nice tongue dude. I’m gonna wear this next Christmas. That reminds me, the doctor always makes my tongue sad though. You know why? He uses a tongue depressor. Hahhahahahaha.
Tag: horror
Mummified Corpse Head Props
BlindDeadRelics makes Mummified Corpse Head Props that will have you scratching your head. Not your own head, but probably this mummified head. They have a variety of decorative deadheads. This guy looks like he’s deep in thought. Probably wondering how he became a disembodied head. And hoping for some moisturizer.
Headstone Wedding Cake Topper – I do?
Yeah, that about sums up marriage. This Headstone Wedding Cake Topper is a sinister reminder of what you are getting into. Funny story: I used to think that headstone meant something different, which is why I would go to cemeteries and wait all night for nothing to happen. Again, kind of like marriage. Anyway, enjoy your cake and endure your marriage.
The Doctor Is In – Plague Doctor Enamel Pin
I’m gonna wear this Plague Doctor Enamel Pin like a sheriff wears his badge. I’ll just show up in random villages asking if anyone has the plague. But sadly, most of those villages will have already been struck down by it. So I’ll just have to loot what I can and move on. That’s okay cuz I didn’t know how to Doctor anyway.
Zombie Bat Doll Is Sad, Likes Sweets, May Have killed Everyone
Check this cute guy out my peeps. This Zombie Bat Doll is adorable. He looks like he’s cold. Is he shivering? And are bats supposed to have those holes in their ears? I have no idea. The seller says that he’s shy and likes sweets. And that he feels sad because he is the last one from his tribe. Hmmmmm. Could that be because… He killed them all? Just a thought. Yeah, maybe I don’t wanna let this guy in the house unless I want to end up dead and robbed of all my Kit-Kat bars.