That’s a nice pair of The Wolfman Universal Monsters High-Waisted Panties ya got there. Just can’t tell if it’s really the wolfman or if you just need to shave. Either way, I’m good with that and ready for a sexy night. My weiner is so small you’ll think that I invited the Invisible Man, so it’s all good. Maybe we should invite the rest of the monsters and have a party. I love that they’re high waisted, cuz I’m also high wasted if ya know what I mean.
Tag: horror
Cool Raven Light Switch Plate Cover – Nevermore
When you have this Raven Light Switch Plate Cover, the Ravens only come out in the light. Reminds me of Edgar Allan Poe-lease turn the damn lights out when you leave a room! I’m not made of money you know. Plus, it’s wasteful. So to leaving the lights on, I say “Nevermore!”
This light switch plate looks pretty cool. So don’t be bird-brained and turn out the light. That’s all I’m saying.
Gothic Abandon All Hope Gargoyle Sign
Whoa! Nice gargoyles ya got there lady. The sign’s nice too. This Gothic Abandon All Hope Gargoyle Sign is awesome. I’m gonna hang it on the bathroom door cuz after I leave that place needs to air out for like 12 hours. True story. But you can hang it anywhere that you want all hope abandoned for.
Gothic Raven At The Window Nightlight
This Raven At The Window Nightlight reminds you that they are always watching. They being the Ravens. We humans are nothing but Bird TV. This is an awesome nightlight, but also a fright-light. It depicts a raven sitting on the sill of an ornate gothic window framed by gargoyles, cast in translucent resin and hand painted. You will have darkness nevermore!
The Crypt Makeup Brush Set with Coffin Bag
Go from looking like the CryptKeeper to looking like the new hotness with this Crypt Makeup Brush Set with Coffin Bag. You get brushes with the Bat, The Cross, The Scythe, The Skull and The Claw. It’s a 5 Piece set with an optional Handmade Coffin Bag. Put your face on in style. These brushes have a metallic finish, heavy metal handles, and nylon hair. It’s the perfect Gothic accessory for the ladies.