Etsy seller Cerapost makes some kick-ass Coffee Skull Mugs in a variety of styles. None of them have brains, just like me before my first cup. They look awesome, but it kinda bugs me that this guy disrespects my table. “Yo! Get your teeth off of my coffee table.” Skulls have no respect for home decor.
Tag: horror
Victorian Taxidermy Bat Frame
This Victorian Taxidermy Bat Frame is going to look lovely next to my Puffer Fish lamps. He looks like he wants a hug. Do you want a hug little guy? Aww. I’ll hug ya. NO NOT THE FACE. NOT THE FACE! Victorian bats go hard! No worries. Nothing a little plastic surgery won’t fix. And by plastic surgery I mean, Imma cut up my credit card in case I ever wanna buy something like this again.
Cat Skull Beeswax Candle
Set the mood with this Cat Skull Beeswax Candle. I’m not sure what moos that would be. Romantic? Yeah, we can go with that. Nothing says romance like a burning cat skull on your dresser while you and your bump uglies all night. Although something tells me that Mr. Whiskers would not approve, no matter how much-wet food you give him. I know I wouldn’t like it if I walked into a room and saw my head on fire. I would yell SAVAGES and run. Just like I do when they tell me the price at the Walmart checkout. I’m just always surprised. You call THAT rolling back prices?
Ghoulishly Great Guest Soap – Gargoyle Soap
Hey there my ghoulishly gregarious gargoyle guys and gals. You know what looks nice in a gothic themed bathroom? Gargoyle Soap. It gets your hands clean, but you still feel a bit dirty. These are only scary at first. Once you wash your hands enough, the scary little faces wear off and you can relax.
Toothy Picture Frame With Eyeballs – Nasty
Want to crush someone between the sharp teeth of a monster? A monster with many eyes? Just put their picture in this Toothy Picture Frame With Eyeballs and pretend that they are being chewed for all eternity. You know, if that’s your thing. I’m not sure how this beast brushes its teeth. It probably just cleans its teeth with the bones of those in the picture.