Be the ultimate creeper with these horrifying Scary Leather Masks. You’ll be Leatherface for real. Make sure to get yourself some tattered robes and some claws to go with your mask for the full effect. Just don’t be jumping out at me in the woods or things will get messy. Not for you, for me. I swear if you make me poop myself so I have to run home with poop between my buttcheeks… Once was enough.
Tag: horror
Skull Jewel and Crystal Encrusted Wedges
These Skull Jewel and Crystal Encrusted Wedges are crazy! No really. Those skulls look like they are insane in the membrane. Fun fact: At first I accidentally made the title, “Skull Jewel and Crystal Encrusted Wedgies”. So, just to be clear, these are not wedgies. You are safe nerds. And damn, that would hurt. A regular wedgie is bad enough, but those jewel encrusted wedgies hurt like a biatch!
Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Freddy Krueger Glove Replica
Oh yeah. Check out these digits. The Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Freddy Krueger Glove Replica is probably meant to be admired on your shelf, but imma put this bad boy on and slice some veggies, maybe chop up a salad. I know a good kitchen accessory when I see one. This is a screen-accurate prop replica of Freddy’s glove from the original classic A Nightmare on Elm Street.
More like a nightmare in my kitchen. Anyone want to take bets on how long it takes me to lose some fingers? I’m gonna say under two minutes. I predict I’ll lose a pinky first, while I’m trying to slice up some carrots.
Cool Planchette Clock and Mirror
Up your Ouija cred with this Planchette Clock and Mirror. Guess what? Every time you look in that mirror, you know which Hollywood star you see? Kate Planchette! Hahahahahha. You get a cool clock and a mirror. Perfect for that Ouija themed room you have in your house. You’re gonna look dead pretty in that mirror.
Teeth Brooch – Brooch Your Teeth Kids
Check out this gummy and toothy Teeth Brooch. Wear this during your next dental visit for a really great conversation. Your dentist may even give them a free brushing and cleaning. It’s so toothy and teethy. Technically, when you’re wearing this, you’re teething. So congrats on being a baby again.