Damn son! Why is that zombie running after me instead of slowly shambling and letting me get away? That’s because the zombies got their hands on a batch of Double Caffeine Zombie Joe Z Bold Coffee. And so can you! If it gets zombies going all day long, it will get you going in the morning too. Zombie Joe! It makes life interesting! *Runs away from zombies at full speed.*
Tag: horror
Frightening Monster TV Lamps
A “TV Lamp” is a lamp based on the 1950’s art objects which people would place on top their TV sets as decor. Well, check out these cool Frightening Monster TV Lamps. There are several different aliens and monsters available from the MooreMonsters shop. I’m gonna put one on my razor thin HDTV. Oops, it fell. That’s okay. You can display these anywhere and they will look awesome and scary. I think I might have to collect them all.
A Touch of Evil – Dark Gothic Card Game
The A Touch of Evil – Dark Gothic Card Game is dark, gothic and has a touch of evil. Okay, I’ll play. Each player plays a monster-hunting hero in the game, and that hero determines the player’s starting deck and grants a special ability. The heroes work together to defeat villains and monsters. You collectively lose the game if ten cards land in the shadows during play. Or if I flip the table cuz I’m losing.
Alien Xenomorph Blood Splattered 8-Bit Pop! Vinyl Figure
How would you like to walk down a dark spaceship corridor and see this Alien Xenomorph staring at you? Honestly, I wouldn’t mind as long as he brought some doughnuts. I’d probably eat all of the doughnuts first and then scream. That’s just good manners when someone brings you a gift. At first, I saw all of the green on this figure and I’m like, “Is that boogers? It looks like boogers.” Then I remembered that aliens have green blood and I’m like, “Hmmm. I have flicked a lot of blood on my walls. Even by alien standards.”
Oh Herman! – The Munsters Cuckoo Clock
Look, it’s the Munsters! They’re in your house as a cool The Munsters Cuckoo Clock. Everyone knows they’re all cuckoo anyway. Bring 1313 Mockingbird Lane into your own haunted house. The whole family is here: Herman, Lily, Grandpa, Marilyn, Eddie with Woof Woof and Charlie the Raven watching from the tower window. The famous Drag-U-La dragster is even parked outside. Sweet! It’s a must for fans of the hit show.