This Eternal Rest Cameo Necklace is eternally in fashion. It features a double layered cameo, with a laser cut ornate backing and antique silver frame. It has a cemetery and raven design, with a silver bat and headstone. Rest in peace jewelry is dead sexy. Get it? Dead sexy? I know, I have the joking skills of a four-year-old. Also the bladder control. Excuse me while I go change my diaper.
Tag: horror
Cool Edgar Allan Poe Necklace
Check out this Cool Edgar Allan Poe Necklace. It says “All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream”. Damn… That’s deep. Like, Edgar Allan Whoa dude. All on a one-eyed bat. Now that’s a damn cool necklace. Here’s a joke:
What do you call Edgar Allan Poe’s landlord? A Poe-Lease man. Oh, the horror… of my jokes.
Cool Batwing Fan Blades
I need these Batwing Fan Blades in my belfry. Too bad I don’t have some bats that can hang from these when the fan is off. Cuz then I could turn it on and surprise them. Nah. I would never hurt a bat. You know why you need these fan blades in the summer? Cuz Dra-cool-ya. Get it? Dracula? Bat wings? Cool ya? Wow, tough room. Also, lame joke.
Horror Hangers – Monsters For Your Wall
UMETOYS makes these cool Horror Hangers that put monsters on your wall. It’s like a bunch of nightmares poking their heads through your wall to see what you’re up to. You can choose from Gill-Man, a bearded zombie, Frankenstein, and a ghost that looks like an old crazy woman. These monsters are gonna look amazing on your wall.
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My God It’s Full Of Skulls Belt Buckle
This Skulls Belt Buckle is pretty appropriate for me to have over my junk cuz it’s like a graveyard down there if ya know what I mean. I get less action than there is on bingo night at an old folks home. It’s all good though… No, it’s not. Dear God, I’m so lonely. I just need some love. Why doesn’t anyone love me? Oh yeah, it’s probably cuz I post weird stuff on the internet every day and chicks just don’t understand. Maybe this belt buckle can turn my game around. Getting rid of the suspenders and bow tie would be a good next step too.