This antique wood man is almost life-sized and fully articulated. Perfect for the Creep-pooling lane. Just dress him up in some hip clothes. He already has a carved face and everything. He will be your new best buddy for $5,499.99. I would hang my GPS from his neck and give him a voice.
What do you mean turn right? It’s a dead end. Why do you always do this to me? This is what I get after buying you that sweet track-suit and sunglasses? We’re not hanging anymore man! It’s over. I’m about to open that door and kick you onto some highway pal! No. No, I’m sorry. The ride just wouldn’t be the same without you man. Forgive me? It’s all cool bro. Just going through some stuff. People just don’t understand about you and me. Fist bump!
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Kill it with fire! Then run, just in case it gets up. I can only surmise by looking into its demon eyes that this is the love child of Christopher Walken and Steve Buscemi. Mixed with Eisenhower. The hell let loose upon this world by that unholy trinity is… It’s just… Well, look at it.
This auction may have ended, but it will live forever in the creepbay vaults. No one wanted