Nothing Says Luvin Like Possum In The Oven

possum stewCanned roadkill. It’s what’s for dinner. It’s Mmmmm Mmmmm good, drenched in a thick coon fat gravy sauce. So delicious and nutritious! I don’t want to hear any whining. Eat it up boys and girls and please ask for seconds because mama bought the economical family size on Ebay for y’all. Read more “Nothing Says Luvin Like Possum In The Oven”

Pig Meat Sculpture Pillow: Perfect For My Next Bacon Blackout

pork meat sculptureSo you love your pork products. Me too. I just made some hot dogs wrapped in bacon, sauteed in scrapple fat, then deep fried with a breaded pork rind shell. Om Nom Nom Nom! Delicious! Arm going numb. Heart hurt bad! Does anyone know how to vacuum arteries? Isn’t there a needle attachment I can get for the wet vac?
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