Stop fearing the latest stuff “they” want you to fear and just embrace it. Put some Ebola in your kitchen to keep all of your E-Coli company with this Ebola Epidemic Cutting Board.
Chop, chop, chop those vegetables on this cutting board that has Ebola, Salmonella, Swine Flu, Bird Flu, Meningitis and more. Now you can tell your hypochondriac friends that everything was prepared on a cutting board riddled with bacteria and viruses. Then watch them scream and run out.
So you love your pork products. Me too. I just made some hot dogs wrapped in bacon, sauteed in scrapple fat, then deep fried with a breaded pork rind shell. Om Nom Nom Nom! Delicious! Arm going numb. Heart hurt bad! Does anyone know how to vacuum arteries? Isn’t there a needle attachment I can get for the wet vac?