Bacon this, bacon that. Don’t you eat anything but bacon? “No, I do not. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to see a doctor about a coronary.”
These Bacon Scented Pillowcases will let you smell the sweet scent of burning pig flesh even when you are not frying it up in a pan. So for me that would be my mid-day nap when I’m between servings of this delicious treat. It’s a pillowcase. It smells like bacon. Enough said!
You know what I just realized? I’m so silly. My pillowcase already smells like bacon. Thanks drool!
Ok, so I’m looking at the poster, but I’m not seeing where the bacon is. Nor do I see where hot dogs come from. I can tell you that the pork pooper is not at all what I thought it would be. 
So you love your pork products. Me too. I just made some hot dogs wrapped in bacon, sauteed in scrapple fat, then deep fried with a breaded pork rind shell. Om Nom Nom Nom! Delicious! Arm going numb. Heart hurt bad! Does anyone know how to vacuum arteries? Isn’t there a needle attachment I can get for the wet vac?