Creepy Trash Cans

creepy trash canYou talkin’ trash? U mad bro? I’m talkin’ trash. Etsy seller Artbytoast has some creepy/cool hand painted trash cans that will eat your garbage. They might even burp afterward. I should probably get one. This bachelor lifestyle is good and all, but I’m kinda sick of the whole “shovel by the pile of garbage in the kitchen corner.”

I mean, it isn’t that much of a hassle to open the kitchen window and shovel trash into our backyard garden like I’m powering a locomotive with coal, but I think it might be time to upgrade to an actual can for trash… Then I can just dump it all into the garden in one go. Yeah, I’m gonna spend the $40. Just as soon as I buy a few more video games.

The seller has several weird trash cans to choose from. Click through for more images.
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Metal Dog Sculpture With Hanging Metal Nads

metal dogWhat is it with Ebay sellers taking horrible pictures of their items? Everybody is using the glaucoma filter. I had to smoke up for medicinal purposes while looking at this listing. Didn’t help. But my eyesight drastically improved when I left the page.

Anyway, this is a metal dog some dude got for his 50th birthday. It has metal nads. Now he is selling it. Probably because there’s only so many times you can walk by and grab ’em for luck. He feels weird now. And rightly so. Now you can be that guy for just $280.
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Antique Chinese Freddy Krueger Gloves

nightmare on Chinatown streetThe seller of these Chinese copper gloves has no info on them, but I know that they are an ancient evil passed down through the ages. The latest tormented soul to wear them was Freddy Krueger himself. They slice, they dice and you’ll like the price. $69.99
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