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Nuclear Family Nesting Dolls: Mutated Matryoshkas

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mutant nuclear family matryoshka nesting dolls
This menagerie of mutant Matryoshkas look murderous and malevolent. Gotta be honest. Not even sure I spelled matryoshka right. Spell check isn’t helping. It does have “try” in it, so as long as you try, that’s all that counts.

These five nesting dolls are a real nuclear family. They have the radiation, falling out teeth, blisters and the odd tentacle or two to prove it too. I haven’t seen a family so ugly since I made my own. Not now junior, daddy’s working. Here’s a pork chop. The dog will play with you now.
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Horror Nesting Doll Set

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horror nesting dollsThis set of horror nesting dolls are all separated and not nesting because basically they would all just cut each other to shreds so that when you opened it, it would be nothing but blood and broken dolls. That’s because these guys are hardcore.

You have Jason Vorhees, Freddy Krueger, Mike Myers, Ghost face from Scream and Chuckie. Only $25. These guys scare the bejesus out of me.

I mean that in a very Matryoshka doll way too. They scare me so much that a bejesus (Whatever that is) will burst out from inside of me, looking all pale and Golem-like, then a little clown will burst out of him. Then a tiny furry dancing gnome will burst from his chest and run out into the night screaming. No really. That just happened! I think somebody spiked my drink again- Here come the fire ants with heads of actors that I hate!