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Creepy Earthquake Doomsday Bunker Bed

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Creepy Earthquake Doomsday Bunker Bed
“This bed could save your life during an earthquake.” Check out the video below and see if you agree that this doomsday bunker bed can save your life.

I sleep with my arms all stretched out, so thank God I will be saved from the earthquake, even if it will cut off my arms like a limb guillotine, and leave me a quadriplegic, just laying there, trapped in a box and listening to my alarm which will never ever stop as I die in what is essentially a piss-filled dumpster.
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Spider Coasters Make You Want To Slam Your Glass Down Hard

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Spider Coasters Make You Want To Slam Your Glass Down Hard
ACK! Kill it! *Slams glass down on the spider, sending grape soda everywhere, mostly in my face!* Oh Jesus! *Puts hand to chest to steady my heart.* Why did I think that spider coasters were a good idea?

*Looks down at my glass.* ACK! Spider in my drink! *Throws glass against the wall where it shatters.* Thank god! *Looks where the glass used to be, Sees spider coaster.* ACK! It was under my drink! *Runs to the fridge, gets another glass, fills it with beer, runs back, slams glass on spider, screams because the spider is still there. Breaks down sobbing.* Why? Why? Why?