She is beauty, she is grace, she’s here to abduct your face. This Alien Mother Statue may make you question your religion. Like, why are you praying to this thing? Don’t you know that they abduct people and play air hockey in your bunghole? Apparently, that’s science where they come from. She has light pink glitter in her hair and she’s praying. Praying that she finds a new victim tonight.
Tag: novelty
Oh Herman! – The Munsters Cuckoo Clock
Look, it’s the Munsters! They’re in your house as a cool The Munsters Cuckoo Clock. Everyone knows they’re all cuckoo anyway. Bring 1313 Mockingbird Lane into your own haunted house. The whole family is here: Herman, Lily, Grandpa, Marilyn, Eddie with Woof Woof and Charlie the Raven watching from the tower window. The famous Drag-U-La dragster is even parked outside. Sweet! It’s a must for fans of the hit show.
Plague Doctor Bubblegum Scented Air Freshener
This Plague Doctor Bubblegum Scented Air Freshener is here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and he’s all out of bubblegum. Not really. That’s why he smells like bubble gum. Cuz his beak is full of it. When you’re treating peeps for the black death, you want your breath to smell fruity and fresh. This bad boy even glows in the dark.
Build Your Own Human Skeleton Book
Building a life-size skeleton! That’s what I’m talking about! The Build Your Own Human Skeleton book will give you everything you need to make it out of quality paper. When you’re done, you’ll have a new bony friend in your home. The joints will bend and straighten. No scissors or glue required. You get detailed step-by-step instructions,which is more than you would get if you dug up a corpse and had to figure it all out yourself.
Giant Pair of Pants is a Two Person Sleeping Bag
This Giant Pair of Pants is a Two Person Sleeping Bag and I want one. I just have to decide if I want my face to be the left or right testicle. It’s a tough call. It’s like a giant just dropped his drawers so you and a buddy can climb in. Just make sure the giant didn’t take them off cuz he crapped himself. Always check first, before climbing into oversized pants.