Building a life-size skeleton! That’s what I’m talking about! The Build Your Own Human Skeleton book will give you everything you need to make it out of quality paper. When you’re done, you’ll have a new bony friend in your home. The joints will bend and straighten. No scissors or glue required. You get detailed step-by-step instructions,which is more than you would get if you dug up a corpse and had to figure it all out yourself.
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Realistic Anatomic Skeleton Model
This Realistic Anatomic Skeleton Model is my new best buddy. We are gonna have all kinds of adventures together. He’s a wisecracking loose cannon, while I’m two weeks away from retirement. We’ll hang out all day and tell skeleton jokes and stuff. Bust bad guys. I’ll call him Helter Skelter and I’ll keep him in a fallout shelter. Man, life is sweet. Until they kill my partner.
*Holding Helter Skelter in my arms* I told you to wear a vest! *tears* They knew just where to hit you. *sniff* Because you taught them. *sobbing* You God Damn anatomy model. You taught ’em! And they used that knowledge against you. *wailing. Clenching Helter Skelter tight.*
Promise me one thing pal.
*Crying* Anything buddy. *Sniff* Anything.
Study me like they did. Then use it against them. *cough* Let knowledge be your weapon. *Cough* One last joke friend. *Wheeze* Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
*whispers* No body.
*Skeleton turns to dust* Noooooooooooooo!
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Rattlesnake Skeleton Kit
Man, this is one scary-ass Rattlesnake Skeleton Kit. They are actually scarier on the inside. This scale model recreates the bone structure of the Rattlesnake. Allow me to recreate my reaction to seeing this on my desk:
*Screams at the top of my lungs! Then smashes it into a million pieces while yelling for someone to call zombie pest control. Then breaths heavily while looking at the pulverized remains.* It’s okay honey. I killed it. I hope we stockpiled enough food to get through this nightmare. There’s bound to be more of them.
That was your birthday present you A**hole! And I hope you stockpiled enough sex to get you through the month while you sleep on the couch. Because there’s bound to be NONE!
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Tiny Mermaid Skeleton Model Kit
Mermaids are the sexiest thing in the sea. In or out of holographic bodysuits. And This trio must be the super model variety. They are all skin and bones. Which is probably why they don’t do a thing for my rusty barnacle. I would have totally thrown them my dingy when they were still buxom and wet though.
Etsy seller Tinysaurs makes all kinds of cool skeletal model kits. You can get cool dinosaurs like this T-Rex, this Plesiosaur and many more. Build them and display them and wonder at mother nature. Then be scared s**tless that we are all just a sack of bones.
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Monsters In A Can: Build ‘Em, Let ‘Em Run Wild
Check out this Chupacabra in a can. Etsy seller MythicArticulations has several different monsters in a can to choose from. The best part is that these are models that you put together and display. They come in a neat can with assembly instructions.
Click through for more images of the different models you can buy. There’s a Cerberus and a werewolf too. Build them all and let them come alive at night.
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