Alien Cat Bath Bombs

Alien Cat Bath Bombs
Instead of storming Area 51 and risking the wrath of the United States government’s armed forces, why not enjoy a relaxing soak with these Alien Cat Bath Bombs. The outside is a striking green just like we knew the aliens would look like in Area 51. On the inside are three hidden colors just waiting to be discovered.

These little critters have been described as out of this world, heavenly and meowraculous for someone needing a little downtime. Let the soothing smells of vanilla and a dash of bubblegum whisk you away to a more peaceful time before alien invasions, while the organic olive oil gives your skin some much needed loving.

These bath bomb are like no other known bath bombs in this galaxy and each alien kitty is unique. Instead of putting on your tinfoil hat and enduring a stressful stampede for the possibility of seeing aliens in Nevada, take a stress-free bath with one of these creepy-cute galaxy cat bath bombs.

Realistic Tarantula Art Doll

Realistic Tarantula Art Doll
This Realistic Tarantula Art Doll is an instant heart attack. It’s also a good way to ensure that your terrifying art doll gets flattened by my boot heel before I run off screaming and call the police, who will laugh at me just like last time. This is NOT an art doll. This is a nightmare. Remember, spiders are why flamethrowers were invented.

Moss People Sculptures by Kim Simonsson

Moss People Sculptures by Kim Simonsson
Oh, look. A bunch of creepy-ass moss people. These are Moss People Sculptures by Kim Simonsson. They are terrifying and I’m pretty sure they are born on the side of a tree before they start walking around the forest looking for people like you and me. Luckily I don’t walk in the forest. What am I, a hippie? I walk from the fridge back to the TV like a normal person.

Faux Taxidermy Bigfoot

Faux Taxidermy Bigfoot
When you can’t catch Bigfoot yourself, you buy this Faux Taxidermy Bigfoot. No one will ever know that you didn’t hunt him down. This guy looks like some kind of elder sasquatch who was on his last leg anyway. He would have been easy to kill. “When I was a kid….” Bang! Bagged me a Bigfoot. An old nasty smelly Bigfoot that was headed for retirement anyway. Not sure if I should be sad or happy with this on my wall.

Freaky Dancing Skeleton Dolls

Freaky Dancing Skeleton Dolls
Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get down tonight! Oh yeah. Look at these boneheaded kids just dancing the night away. They cray cray skeleton dolls. It’s all Saturday Night Dead up in here. I think she’s a flapper, but probably flapping her gums more than anything. He don’t care. He’s gettin some sweet bony love tonight. Some bone on bone action. Which is real actual grinding peeps. They get up and if there’s dust, you know they been at it all night.