I don’t know about you, but I like my plants to grow out of bone. It’s one way that I can bone up on my gardening skills. There’s nothing like succulents growing from a skull. This Gothic Human Skull Planter with Saucer is exactly what you need for your home or orifice. I mean office. Man, what a typo. Perfect for your Gothic garden.
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Ouija Board Glass Cutting Board
Wanna channel some spirits while chopping some onions? This Ouija Board Glass Cutting Board will make it happen. It’ll bring a tear to your eye. Slice and dice and communicate with the afterlife! Chop up a veggie so it looks like a planchette and have some fun.
Skull Mushrooms
Looks like we got a fungus amung us. These Skull Mushrooms look like a couple of fungis to hang out with. Maybe to go bowling with. Pick up a spare spore. See this is why you don’t bury your dead in a mushroom field. This is also why I don’t do hallucinogens.
Gothic Gargoyle Guardian Statue
This Gothic Gargoyle Guardian Statue is pretty badass. I recently bought one of these for the corner of my house so I know he’s a good guardian. This guy protected me from the neighbor’s cat that was squished under its massive weight as it slid off my roof. I probably should have used another roll of duct tape.
Edgar Allan Poe Bronze Bust
This Edgar Allan Poe Bronze Bust is so scary awesome. It’s so good I asked the seller if I could get it bigger. “Can you increase my bust size?”, I said. They said yes and I said, “Cool. Currently, I’m looking at an A cup, but I’m eyeing a pair of Cs.” Then I put my binoculars down as they hung up. True story.