This Wood Alien Necklace is a classy way to show that you are a true believer. Whether you’re ready to get abducted and butt-hurt or just have an open mind, this is a classy wood alien right here. Legend says that anyone wearing this necklace will be safe from intergalactic weirdos, but I have a feeling they’ll just sign it on the back, get on with the butt-work and then put you back in bed as usual.
Tag: odd
Holographic Gold Cockroach Wreath
Nothing is more inviting to your guests than a Holographic Gold Cockroach Wreath on the door. Why do they call them cockroaches anyway? What are they like the chickens of the insect world? Do they make noise at the crack of dawn to wake you up? Is it because they have big wangs? That’s it, isn’t it? Holographic gold roaches sound like a luxury item. I like it.
Santa’s Evil Eye Christmas Ornament
Santa really is watching you. Like a cyclops with a milky eye. Keep an eye on the kids this year by hanging this Santa’s Evil Eye Christmas Ornament on your tree.
You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I’m telling you why
Santa Claus has only got one eye.
He’s making a list
And checking it twice(Has too since he only has one damn eye)
Gonna find out Who’s naughty and nice
Santa Claus is half-blind in his one eye….
Real Flower Skull Necklaces
Ohhhhhh pretty. I need these Real Flower Skull Necklaces like I need a flower growing out of my head. These necklaces are made with mixtures of natural wildflowers, moss, and lichen, all encased in clear eco resin. Each is unique. It’s all the flower power of the 60s with some very nice Goth sensibilities and with just a hint of the macabre. They are hypnotizing, mesmerizing and… I ran out of cool things to rhyme.
Cool UFO and Paranormal Dioramas
Do you love UFO’s and their other-worldly butt-stuff loving inhabitants? Or are you just a collector of cool and unusual UFO art? Then this multiplanes UFO diorama of Taken may just be the thing for you. LED lit, this diorama is comprised of over 15 elements/layers on 6 laser cut frames. Designed to be part of a set of 5, the series includes The Yeti, Kraken, Men in Black, and The Circus.
Hey aliens, thanks for the free ride and the butt-adjustment, but you could have given me my pants back and not put my underwear on my head.