Normally aliens are the one’s driving us crazy and putting us in straight jackets cuz they bugger our butts and whatnot, but this Alien In Straight Jacket Doll shows that we can turn the tables on them and drive them crazy. Butt buggering bastiches! Display this doll proudly and show them that we aren’t going to take it anymore. Enjoy your rubber room you intergalactic freak.
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Alien Head Planters
These Alien Head Planters are guaranteed to start some conversations and also be a fun place to store your garden life. Those conversations will no doubt be about alien abduction, but still. It comes in three sizes: small, medium, and large. It also comes in several different colors: blue, pink, green, orange, red, yellow, black, gray, white, silver, bronze, or purple. The vases are each handmade from Pla Plastic and are completely biodegradable. Best of all they will ward off real aliens who enter your home or yard.
Gothic Coffin Journal
Looking for a unique place to write down spells, stories, personal ramblings, and other dark content so they can rest in peace? This Gothic Coffin Journal is the perfect place. It’s a dark book designed for spooky content. It is handmade with acid-free paper, acid-free chipboard, PVA glue, cardstock, and wax linen thread. Each book is 100 sheets which means 200 pages of writing space. They are 5.5” x 8.5” in size and are available right on time for the spookiest time of the year. If you need somewhere unique to express your unique personality, don’t hesitate to order this handcrafted journal. Perfect for anyone who works in a funeral home.
Vintage Looking Haunted Doll With Sound
Love scaring the ones around you? Have you always been a lover of all things creepy? Of course you are, that’s why you’re here. As Halloween approaches, you may be looking for some spooky décor to really bring out the holiday spirit and also scare the hell out of people. This Haunted Doll prop is sure to get the blood pumping and will give you the satisfaction of creeping out your guests! This doll comes with sound effects and takes AA batteries, which are included. The height is 15 inches. Kick off Halloween with a scream caused by a well-placed Haunted Doll! It says “Come play with me.” “I’m watching you.” and “You drop me and I broke and that made me angry.”
Nightmare Before Christmas Halloween Town Lagoon Sculpture with Lights and Music
Looking for that perfect conversation piece for your home? The Hawthorne Village Nightmare Before Christmas Halloween Town Lagoon Sculpture brings all the charm of Christmas to your décor, but with a new spooky twist. All the pieces in this light-up village are handcrafted and hand-assembled. It includes two illuminated buildings, the iconic Spiral Hill, and over 15 individual figures. You’ll be ecstatic to see Jack, Sally, Shock, Barrel, Oogie Boogie, Zero, Jack’s ghost-dog, Dr. Finklestein, and more enjoying themselves in this light-up lagoon. The sculpture has amazing lighting effects that give the appearance of oozing green slime throughout the village. The Hawthorne Village light-up lagoon is a perfect addition to your Halloween and Christmas décor and is a unique accent piece that your friends will love.