These UFO abduction Bookends will remind you to be watchful of the sky. Because if the aliens catch you off guard, oh man, they are going to abduct your butt and do experiments. Now they can abduct your books instead if they can’t catch those running silhouettes. You can put your UFO-related books in these and display them in style.
You probably don’t pay much attention to the bar of soap you have in your shower. That is about to change. This Handmade Skull Soap will add some terror to your tub. And some scream to your shower. Lather up with the face of horror my friends. It’s made of goat milk and fear. Lots of fear.
The Full moon brings with it savage creatures that are up to no good. Yes, the creatures I am referring to are werewolves. Not me. No, really, I have an alibi. So what if I woke up with no clothes with a chicken carcass nearby. This Solar-Powered Werewolf Statue is awesome. During the day, it charges up and at night the eyes light up a deep red. Imagine walking on the street at night and encountering a red-eyed monster standing motionless as if ready to pounce and tear you to pieces. I don’t know about you but I would pee myself a little. More than usual I mean. Don’t judge.
If you love some werewolf action, you’ll love this statue.
I can’t help but think of this Cryptid crate as the mother of all gifts. It is a collection of various cryptid items wrapped up in a single package. There’s a new one every month. There are stickers with illustrations of Bigfoot, Mothman, and the Lake Champlain Monster, plus a spice called “Chupacabra Rub and Seasoning”. There are also pins and Bigfoot socks as well. I question the wisdom behind naming a pair of socks “Bigfoot socks” granted how small a human’s feet are (see what I did there).
After a long hectic working day, nothing feels as relaxing as removing your socks and putting on loose clothes. That’s for the gents. For ladies, it’s got to be unhooking the old bra and letting the girls swing loose. I’m just guessing. Breast case scenario, you let the old fun-bags out and hit the bathtub. Relax and draw a bath. Get out one of these horrifying Clown Head Bath Bombs. And if you can still relax after that, enjoy your evening.