Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all? *Not you. You look like a fantasy troll who got into a car accident and then had botched reconstructive surgery. (Evil mirror laugh)* You see why I don’t have any mirrors in the house? *Smashes mirror(Because really, what’s another 7 years of this s**t?)*
Anyway, this haunted mirror on eBay has a super grumpy face. I’m calling him Grumpy Ghost, after the famous and grumpy internet cat, but I’m too lazy to make a funny image. The seller has a long and convoluted story(Of course) so I’ll just break it down for you below:
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This here knife is why it doesn’t pay to go all Indiana Jones and dig for buried treasure. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom? More like Indiana Jones and the Tetanus shot. This evil knife is just waiting to slice somebody and kill them dead. See that face? That’s the ancient Mayan face of the knife-wielding God I’Cut’U’N’Laf’a’lot. He finds this stuff hilarious. The worst part is, after this thing cuts you, it will just lay there and stare at you. Only $99. on