Vintage Portable Toilet

portable toilet
This Vintage Portable Toilet ain’t nothing but TV dinner tray stand legs and a hefty bag! Supposedly it’s perfect for things like camping, fishing and hunting. You know, because you didn’t bring your own toilet from home. Because nothing says camping like a stinky and putrid hefty bag full of camper poop and pee, right by the fire while you’re toasting marshmallows.

Also if you need to erect a hefty bag toilet while you are fishing or hunting, you have some serious medical problems my friend. What do you do with it when you’re done? Tie off that hefty bag and drive it home in your car, where it is bound to spring a leak? Tie it up and toss it in the forest like the toxic waste it is?

I like to just bring a spare toilet, set her up in a quiet place and leave it there for the next guy. I’m thoughtful like that.
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Realistic Buried Skull Garden Stones

skull garden stone
If I had these Realistic Skull Garden Stones, I would just kneel over it with a brush, like I’m all Indiana Jones and just dug it up. Then my neighbor would be all like, “What ya got there?” and I’d be all like, “Shut Up Flanders! Meet the ex-wife. Guess I should have buried her deeper, but digging is hard work. And she was a big woman. Guess I better do it right this time. Anyway, get off my lawn!”

Then the SWAT team and I would have a nice laugh over lunch after they Swiss-cheese my house with bullets. I would casually mention the kilo of coke I planted “saw” in my neighbor’s car and how that’s an awfully nice house and car for someone who is unemployed. Good times. That’ll teach him to mind his own business.
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The Ultimate In Bird Stalking: Hummingbird Feeder Hat

Hummingbird Feeder HatYou want to be in the Bird watching hall of fame? Are you a bird watcher who is near sighted? Do you have what it takes to sit calmly and quietly and wait for your prey to land right in front of your face? Only to fly away because of your horrible garlic breath? Yeah, that garlic bread was not a good idea. If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need this Hummingbird feeder hat my friend.
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